“New York City vagrant:"What sort of 'nese are you people? Are you Chinese, or Japanese, or Javanese?"Kakuzo Okakura responds:"We are Japanese gentleman. But what sort of 'key are you? Are you a Yankee, or a donkey, or a monkey?”
“I had Japanese once. A business man I had run into in New York ... but that's not what he meant.”
“That's Chinese, not Japanese”
“Japanese goldfish,With your gossamer tail,You are the loveliest creatureI have ever seen.""Japanese kitten,Put your tongue back in where it belongsAnd go away.I know exactly what you are thinking.”
“The guy stroked his goatee. "What do you call twenty guys watching the world series?""The New York Yankees," Butch replied.”
“LA is the me city, Ruby said, and New York is the you city. In LA it's fuck me. In New York it's fuck you.”