“Well? Is it true? Did she?""Did she what?""You know. Fall outta the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down?”
“...you look like you fell out of a crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down.”
“I know what you're thinking.Girlfriend has fallen out of the stoopid tree and bonked her head against every branch on the way down.”
“You fell off the tree of fucked-up-weird and slammed every branch on the way down.”
“He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.”
“A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, "Did you miss a step?" "No," he answers, "I hit every one of them!”