“You know I love a good family feud and I carry a big stick.”

“Kind of like love before first sight.”and“Butterflies in your stomach. That was such a crappy metaphor. More like killer bees.”

“I wanted to find a place to hide from all of it, where the nightmares and the rivers and reality couldn't find me. For me, that place was always inside a book.”

“Darkness can't drive out darkness only light can do that, Hate can't drive out hate only love can do that.”

“Sorry to disappoint you. He's not evil. He's just a jerk. Sometimes it's a fine line.”

“Age-appropriate makeup? Who are you people? What makeup is age-appropriate for a seven-year-old?”

“I'll never love you anymore than I do, right this second. And I'll never love you any less than Ido, right this second.”