“Armageddon isn't just real, it's imminent.”

“Love much like piece of mind and sanity are things you never truly appreciate until there gone.”

“The schemers in this world eventually plot nothing but their own downfall.”

“I don't think the real America is in New York or on the Pacific Coast; personally, I like the Middle West much better, places like North and South Dakota, Minneapolis and Saint Paul. There, I think, are the true Americans”

“You'll find that life is still worthwhile, if you just smile.”

“my lips never know my problem they just always smile”

“I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician”