“Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh?I put the pussy in a sarcophagus”

“I always thought that you having my child was our destiny,bt i can't even vibe with you sexually”

“In the night, I hear 'em talk. Coldest story ever told. Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul.”

“I wonder...would you rather have 100 from an average person or 10 from someone who is outstanding”

“I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.”

“Society has put up so many boundaries, so many limitations on what’s right and wrong that it’s almost impossible to get a pure thought out. It’s like a little kid, a little boy, looking at colors, and no one told him what colors are good, before somebody tells you you shouldn’t like pink because that’s for girls, or you’d instantly become a gay two-year-old. Why would anyone pick blue over pink? Pink is obviously a better color. Everyone’s born confident, and everything’s taken away from you”

“I HEARD YOU LIKE TO DO IT WITH THE LIGHTS ON. BUT I REALLY MAKE BABIES WHEN THE MIC'S ON. ”