“I've known my mom since I was zero years old. She is quite dope.”
“I love you, Em. I've loved you since I was eight years old, and I'll love you my whole life.”
“I've been thinking with my guts since I was fourteen years old, and frankly speaking, between you and me, I have come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.”
“Mamma says she is quite certain that "how old is too old?" is not a question known to the Lord.”
“A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?''Not yet.' she replied.”