“The prettiest people do the ugliest things.”

“I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.”

“Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books ... I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life.”

“George Bush doesn't care about black people.”

“the things that don't kill me makes me stronger”

“Sometimes when I see a bad performance and people still clap... I wonder if they're clapping because they liked what they saw or because they're happy it's over?”

“I HEARD YOU LIKE TO DO IT WITH THE LIGHTS ON. BUT I REALLY MAKE BABIES WHEN THE MIC'S ON. ”