“Forgive me, Cassie, but Jonas Marsden is hardly an example of well-adjusted behavior!”
“Example is contagious behavior.”
“You're not," Jonas said, "a freak.""Says the psychic and the vampire," Sera said. "Forgive me if I don't take your word for it. You two are not exactly the experts on normal.”
“Peter is ... adjusting. He's back in school, and he's doing quite well. I wish you could find it in your heart to forgive him." "I've got this funny resentful streak about people who try to kill me.”
“People adjust their behavior to fit the society they live in. They integrate because they have to. But what they are on the inside doesn't change.”
“In the spring of fifth grade, the boob fairy arrived with her wand and smacked Cassie wicked hard.”