“Mr. Complete Lack of Sympathy”
“with the complete lack of shame of the extremely deaf and the complete lack of grammar of the extremely inbred.”
“The world is full of tragedy; and sympathy, a little common sympathy, can do so much to soften the worst of grief. It is for the lack of that, that people despair and go down.”
“My poverty is not complete: it lacks me.”
“I am Joe's Complete Lack of Surprise.”
“I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.”