“No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph.”
“I call masturbating “Gregging,” named not after a man named Greg, but a guy named Dave.”
“When I was twenty-five, I went on exactly four dates with a much older guy whom I’ll call Peter Parker. I’m calling him Peter Parker because the actual guy’s name was also alliterative, and because, well, it’s my book and I’ll name a guy I dated after Spider-Man’s alter ego if I want to.”
“it's not called the Rusty Ruins because some guy called Rusty found them.”
“The prospective buyer said, “Name your price.” So I replied, “OK, how about Ralph Isaac Papov?”
“God has, in fact, written two books, not just one. Of course, we are all familiar with the first book he wrote, namely Scripture. But he has written a second book called creation.”