“War mages ordered, threatened and bitched. They didn't deal.”
“I left it with a warmer,” he said drily. Because war mages ate their fried chicken frozen to the ground and they liked it.”
“And if you're doing a deal with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing.”
“There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where's the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?”
“There's the guy who trained me, you sexy son-of-a-bitch. I knew you could do this. I told the assistant, I said, 'Do you even know who you're dealing with here? Pfft. Pfft.'""You definitely didn't say that.""Nope. I sure as hell didn't...”
“I always thought of myself as A Very Big Deal even without the rich bitch persona.”