“Every author these days is an award-winning novelist. Why? Because they set up an award contest and they dub themselves the winner.”
“You must lose, at least once, in order to fully appreciate a win!”
“It is sad when people only use their connections & resources for themselves. How very self-centered. Use your platform to help others.”
“If every time you call him you simply get his voice mail, and every time he calls you he wants to come over and "chill" at your place -- admit it; you're just a jump-off.”
“If he mistreated and abused his last girlfriend, why would you want to be his new girlfriend?”
“No, I'm not in a bad mood. Why do you ask? You think I need to be in a bad mood to let you know I think you're an idiot?”
“If I'm right -- and I know that you know I right -- I'm not going to continue going back and forth with you about it. Why should I waste time arguing with idiots?”