“How can you think it's cool when he calls you his bitch, but then get upset when he treats you like a dog?”

“If every time you call him you simply get his voice mail, and every time he calls you he wants to come over and "chill" at your place -- admit it; you're just a jump-off.”

“If he mistreated and abused his last girlfriend, why would you want to be his new girlfriend?”

“It's okay to offer criticism if your intention is to be helpful. But if you only criticize when there is an audience to applaud and snicker...For shame!!”

“To call you my critic is to call you my friend.”

“I honestly can't believe how people can think they can do dirt and not get dirty. And for those slinging mud ...take a look at your hands.”

“No, I'm not in a bad mood. Why do you ask? You think I need to be in a bad mood to let you know I think you're an idiot?”