“I know if I weren't writing about the things I'd like to do I'd be out doing them. Including killing a whole bunch of folks”

“I don't know what I'd do if for some reason I was no longer able to write. Commit murder, perhaps. At the very least, torture and mayhem.”

“Some folks pray on it. Me? I write about it.”

“It feels good to know that if I died tomorrow I would have absolutely no regrets about things I wanted to do in life but did not try.”

“When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them.”

“No, I'm not in a bad mood. Why do you ask? You think I need to be in a bad mood to let you know I think you're an idiot?”

“If I'm right -- and I know that you know I right -- I'm not going to continue going back and forth with you about it. Why should I waste time arguing with idiots?”