“I'm not really crazy about all this tit-for-tat stuff. I'm always asked to be the one to first give up the tit.”

“It's so good to have the opportunity to help others who have helped you. It's not about "tit for tat," it's about "I love you, too.”

“If I'm right -- and I know that you know I right -- I'm not going to continue going back and forth with you about it. Why should I waste time arguing with idiots?”

“No, I'm not in a bad mood. Why do you ask? You think I need to be in a bad mood to let you know I think you're an idiot?”

“I may not be perfect, but God knows I'm trying . . . and God knowing should count for something.”

“Life it too short to deal with crazy people.”

“I readily admit that I'm not, and have never been, big on forgiving. That doesn't mean I will seek revenge - It just means I don't forgive.”