“I've been young & dumb, and if I were never called out on it I would now be older and dumber.”

“I've never, ever, ever -- in my entire life -- fought over a man. I've fought women who've hit me because of a man, but then I was fighting to bust her ass, not defend his.”

“I readily admit that I'm not, and have never been, big on forgiving. That doesn't mean I will seek revenge - It just means I don't forgive.”

“It feels good to know that if I died tomorrow I would have absolutely no regrets about things I wanted to do in life but did not try.”

“I know if I weren't writing about the things I'd like to do I'd be out doing them. Including killing a whole bunch of folks”

“I wear dresses most of the time.If I wore a skirt or pants my panties would show because of all the people pulling at my hem wanting something from me.”

“To call you my critic is to call you my friend.”