“Olofi made Oya . . . and then he realized he'd done and quickly made Oshun.”

“To be honest, I consider my very sordid past a blessing; if only because it made my wonderful present - and my bright future - possible!”

“I don't think bad people realize they're bad people. I bet they think they're good people who occasionally do bad. Which begs the question . . . how much bad can a good person do before being considered bad?”

“How can you think it's cool when he calls you his bitch, but then get upset when he treats you like a dog?”

“If every time you call him you simply get his voice mail, and every time he calls you he wants to come over and "chill" at your place -- admit it; you're just a jump-off.”

“If he mistreated and abused his last girlfriend, why would you want to be his new girlfriend?”

“I may not be perfect, but God knows I'm trying . . . and God knowing should count for something.”