“Some folks pray on it. Me? I write about it.”

“I know if I weren't writing about the things I'd like to do I'd be out doing them. Including killing a whole bunch of folks”

“I don't know what I'd do if for some reason I was no longer able to write. Commit murder, perhaps. At the very least, torture and mayhem.”

“It's so good to have the opportunity to help others who have helped you. It's not about "tit for tat," it's about "I love you, too.”

“It feels good to know that if I died tomorrow I would have absolutely no regrets about things I wanted to do in life but did not try.”

“If I'm right -- and I know that you know I right -- I'm not going to continue going back and forth with you about it. Why should I waste time arguing with idiots?”

“If you do something bad to me, and I say "okay, let's move on," it does not mean I forgive you.”