“What's the point in living if you're not really going to live? Time's limited - choose to enjoy yourself.”

“Stop spending so much time trying to prove what you already know to people who don't really matter. It just makes you look insecure and lacking self-confidence.”

“If every time you call him you simply get his voice mail, and every time he calls you he wants to come over and "chill" at your place -- admit it; you're just a jump-off.”

“One of the best reasons for eating alone is the assurance that you will enjoy the company.”

“If I'm right -- and I know that you know I right -- I'm not going to continue going back and forth with you about it. Why should I waste time arguing with idiots?”

“If you have to call the police on your man, then you'd better choices. If not, what have you taught him? Better him in jail this time rather than you in the morgue the next time.”

“I'm not really crazy about all this tit-for-tat stuff. I'm always asked to be the one to first give up the tit.”