“Let me tell you, there's no long-distance relationship like an interstellar one.”
“Long-distance relationships are another way of avoiding intimacy.”
“There's so much wonder in the world. Don't let no one tell you otherwise.”
“I prefer long-distance relationships. If we were dating, would you be offended if I asked you to stand back a few feet?”
“Let me show you what life is like lived in the moment. No past, no future, just the one perfect moment you're standing in and there's no guilt and there's no shame and there's absolutely nothing to be afraid of...”
“Let me tell you something. Boring women get a bad rap. There's a lot to be said for boring women.”