“A wing or a thigh? Ah, I'm afraid we don't have any thighs left.”
“Oh, the strawberries don't taste as they used to and the thighs of women have lost their clutch!”
“You wearing a thigh sheath?”“Now what would be the sense of wearing just one? I have two thighs.”
“I don't understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.”
“Thigh on thigh, chest on chest, we're so close, there's not even night between us.”
“So he was good-looking and he had a great set of thighs. Chickens had nice thighs, too.”