“Almost only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes.”
“Nearly' only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades.”
“Close only counts in horseshoes and hand gernades”
“What the holy hand grenade was that?”
“...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.”
“It’s not all Hash Pipes and Hand-grenades”