“Rule #1 in the Universe: the crap always hits the fan. It's the nature of crap. It's a fan magnet.”
“This was a perfect storm of crap, all flying through the same fan, right at him.”
“if s*** hits the fan, chuck the fan in the loo”
“It's okay to write crap. Just don't try publishing it while it's still crap.”
“While I'm not a big fan of nature, its intractability amuses me to no end. (Kinsey Millhone)”
“Then the shit hit the fan.”