“Rule #1 in the Universe: the crap always hits the fan. It's the nature of crap. It's a fan magnet.”

“It's a strange new world out there and the rules have changed: It's every princess for herself.”

“You think you’re going to chain me to a wall then stand here and tell me why it’s okay that I am the way I am? That because of all the crap folks put me through when I was young it’s all right that I turned out like this? Dude, I don’t have a problem with how I turned out. I like me.”

“I close my eyes and ride the mindless bliss. It's all I can do. Be. Feel. Live.I'm Pri-ya again.I always will be with this man.”

“A butterfly flaps its wings somewhere and the wind changes, and a warm front hits a cold front off the coast of western Africa and before you know it you've got a hurricane closing in. By the time anyone figured out the storm was coming, it was too late to do anything but batten down the hatches and exercise damage control.”

“If only [love] could be turned off. It's not a faucet. Love's a bloody river with level-five rapids. Only a catastrophic act of nature or a dam has any chance of stopping it- and then only succeeds in diverting it. Both measures are extreme and change the terrain so much you end up wondering why you bothered. No landmarks to gauge your position when it's done. Only way to survive is to devise new ways to map out life.”

“Silence isn't golden, it's deadly. It's a vacuum that fills up with ghosts.”