“I didn’t realize that one tragedy can beget another, and another — bright-eyed disasters flooding out of a death hole like bats out of a cave.”
“Flows of shit» , muttered Bat, «I’d go insane, listening to that all day. It’s just a river of ‘Hey, this crazy, disgusting thing just happened, and hey, here’s another one, and another, and another, has your brain caught fire yet?’ It’s like disaster porn or something.”
“I'm not afraid of death because I don't believe in it.It's just getting out of one car, and into another.”
“Things just didn’t work out between us. Who knows, another time, another place, maybe things still wouldn’t have worked out.”
“He’s the embodiment of the one thing in life I need like a hole in the head—another bad-boy love interest.”
“Issues are like tissues. You pull one out and another appears!”