“THE ALLIGATOR IS AN ANACHRONISM THAT CAN EAT YOU!”
“But all she wanted to do was lie in bed, eat Kraft macaroni and cheese, and hide from the alligators.”
“You can be a mighty sailor, wrestling with an alligator. Romping through the swamp.”
“The alligators can get you at any age, Buddy. But the worst thing you can do is freeze.”
“A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find out which ones these are by prodding them.”
“The anachronism is the worst thing to use at the theatre.”