“I was sure I'd have the perfect answer sometime tonight.”
“I sometimes lie awake at night wishing I had all the answers. But I guess only God has all of them, while I only have one answer: I do. Now I just have to wait for the perfect question to use it on.”
“I'm not sure I even need a lover, male or female. Sometimes I think I'd settle for five good friends.”
“Why did he have to choose tonight to turn into the perfect husband?”
“I want tonight to be perfect for you. Just know that it's already been perfect for me.”
“He, I was sure, would have all the answers, and these answers he would find in my vagina.”