“The highway of life was littered with the roadkill of those who didn't know when to change lanes.”
“Who died in the shop and how does it already smell like something has been decaying in the hot sun?""Oh, you know us. Brought home some roadkill for kicks.""You didn't wait for me? You know how much I love roadkill. I mean, roadkill is the gift that keeps on giving.”
“Nobody's going to win all the time. On the highway of life you can't always be in the fast lane.”
“You know your cat is fucking with you when she poops in the litter box and somehow manages to miss the litter.”
“There are two kinds of people in the world Ms. Lane: those who survive no matter the cost and those who are walking victims.”
“Knowing where I came from didn't change who I was.”