“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
“Don't be so openminded your brain falls out.”
“Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.”
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
“Jesus is the quicker picker-upper.”
“A closed mouth gathers no foot.”
“Church Parking Only.Violaters will be baptized.”