“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
“Cats are great. They don't talk about useless things. Or do them. Nothing is cuter. They are something that don't exist in my world. They have pets over there as well...but...it doesn't quite compare.”
“I think he'll be all sweaty because, let's face it most fat people get sweaty just from lifting the twinkie to their mouth, but tiny is just to fabulous to sweat.”
“Don't sweat the small stuff.”
“Great things alone can make a great mind, and petty things will make a petty mind unless a man rejects them as completely alien.”