“Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.”
“Friends don't let friends commit social suicide.”
“Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers”
“The adventure is over. Everything gets over, and nothing is ever enough. Except the part you carry with you. It's the same as going on a vacation. Some people spend all their time on a vacation taking pictures so that when they get home they can show their friends evidence that they had a good time. They don't pause to let the vacation enter inside of them and take that home.”
“And friends don't let other friends make drunken declarations and expect them to act upon them the next day.”
“Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.”