“Any date that ended with two people drinking wine near a fire also ended with a woman’s thong being thrown across the room.”
“What is better than to sit at the end of the day and drink wine with friends, or substitutes for friends?”
“In any relationship in which two people become one, the end result is two half people.”
“Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.”
“As the archeology of our thought easily shows, man is an invention of recent date. And one perhaps nearing its end.”
“And if the Wine you drink, the Lip you press,End in the Nothing all Things end in - Yes -Then fancy while Thou art, Thou art but whatThou shalt be - Nothing - though shalt not be less.”