“Fuck you, ginger balls.”

“I just hated to think I looked like crap around tall, handsome men. Even if they were gingers.”

“(“Yeah, work that mustache, you stud, chicks fucking dig the rapist look”)”

“You, sir, are asking for trouble.….Fuck trouble. I wasn’t asking for it.I was inviting it.”

“I love you Perry,” he whispered, mouth moving in my hair. “I love you so fucking much. And I’m losing myself. I’m losing myself to you and I don’t care anymore because there’s never been a better feeling in the whole fucking world. I love you. So much. Too much. Always.”

“Sir Swagger Douchington the Fuck”

“She loved you, Dex” Another fucking blow to my motherfucking heart. I was surprised it hadn’t been pulverized to dust by now.”