“My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor.”

“I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.”

“My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.”

“He walked out in the gray light and stood and he saw for a brief moment the absolute truth of the world. The cold relentless circling of the intestate earth. Darkness implacable. The blind dogs of the sun in their running. The crushing black vacuum of the universe. And somewhere two hunted animals trembling like ground-foxes in their cover. Borrowed time and borrowed world and borrowed eyes with which to sorrow it.”

“I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.”

“Your whole idea about yourself is borrowed-- borrowed from those who have no idea of who they are themselves.”