“Sir Swagger Douchington the Fuck”

“You, sir, are asking for trouble.….Fuck trouble. I wasn’t asking for it.I was inviting it.”

“Fuck you, ginger balls.”

“My god, Portland was fucking weird sometimes.”

“(“Yeah, work that mustache, you stud, chicks fucking dig the rapist look”)”

“I fucked up. More than I have ever fucked up before. I had the love of my life in my hands for one beautiful, exquisite moment before I ripped her apart and my heart bore the paper cuts.”

“A world without Perry Palomino is just too fucking boring. I wouldn't wish it upon anyone.”