“Sir Swagger Douchington the Fuck”
“You, sir, are asking for trouble.….Fuck trouble. I wasn’t asking for it.I was inviting it.”
“Five minutes.” He set the alarm. “Ready?” “Yes, sir.” “You’re trying to get me to fuck you by calling me ‘sir,’ aren’t you? It will work. But not yet.”
“Meaning no disrespect, sir, but there's no way in the Good Lord's fucking universe that anyone can bar accidents or the unexpected.”
“Men don't traipse. We... Swagger”
“Like all bullies, they’re cowards underneath the swagger”