“(“Yeah, work that mustache, you stud, chicks fucking dig the rapist look”)”

“I guess I am just a pervert with rapist facial hair.”“Well, you’re my kind of pervert.”

“Who can resist this handsome mug?” He stroked his broad jaw and I tried my hardest not to nod along. “Complete with rapist facial hair,” I added.”

“Fuck you, ginger balls.”

“I certainly ain’t saying it’s impossible. But Ada, look at Perry. Do you think that’s what is happening?”She rolled her eyes and slammed the bat against her palm. “Holy fuck, yes, you retard! You have some inbreeding going down there in the South? Is that what’s wrong with you?”

“Oh we both have screws loose. Just fucking look at us, Dex! We're in the mountains trying to find Sasquatch and we're arguing over the llama formerly known as Twatwaffle.”

“You, sir, are asking for trouble.….Fuck trouble. I wasn’t asking for it.I was inviting it.”