“A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.”

“The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people meaner.”

“The making of a journalist: no ideas and the ability to express them.”

“A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.”

“Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.”

“There is no more unhappy being under the sun than a fetishist who pines for a boot and has to content himself with an entire woman.”

“Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts.”