“Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts.”
“My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin.”
“Wo nehm ich nur all die Zeit her, so viel nicht zu lesen?”
“A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.”
“The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people meaner.”
“Quien calla una palabra es su dueño; quien la pronuncia es su esclavo.”
“Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.”