“I have to do this, as long as it is at all possible; for if those who are obliged to look after commas had always made sure they were in the right place, then Shanghai would not be burning.”
“I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.”
“To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs. ”
“Satire that the censor understands is rightly censored.”
“Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.”
“A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.”
“A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.”