“Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.”

“A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.”

“There is no more unhappy being under the sun than a fetishist who pines for a boot and has to content himself with an entire woman.”

“Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.”

“To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs. ”

“The making of a journalist: no ideas and the ability to express them.”

“A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.”