“There will never be a chanel collection without black”
“You wear classic black Chanel with frightening aplomb. When you’re not wearing those catastrophic muumuus.”
“You'd never get tired of a pony. It's a classic. It's, like, the Chanel jacket of toys.”
“Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.”
“IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS.”
“My love is a thousand French poets puking black blood on your Cure CD collection.”