“When people talk about the good old days, I say to people, 'It's not the days that are old, it's you that's old.' I hate the good old days. What is important is that today is good.”
“The good old days. I was there. Where was they?”
“The only good thing about the good old days is they're gone.”
“All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good old-fashioned Constitution of the United States -- and to hell with the censors! Give me knowledge or give me death!”
“That's what hell must be like, small chat to the babbling of Lethe about the good old days when we wished we were dead.”
“Hell must be like... reminiscing about the good old days when we wished we were dead.”