“If this is earth,' said the producer from Washington, D.C., 'I'm not interested in what heaven has to offer.”
“When they ask me to become president of the United States I'm going to say, "Except for Washington D.C.”
“If you actually are an educated, thinking person, you will not be welcome in Washington, D.C. I know a couple of bright seventh graders who would not be welcome in Washington D.C.”
“- Which State Department, exactly, are we talking about? - The one in Washington, D.C.”
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.”
“I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004”