“Life is funny; it really is.”
“I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one`s an outsider looking on, it`s all such a bore.”
“It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it.”
“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”
“The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.”
“This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.”