“I'm some sort of guinea pig in a home economics crash course for werewolves.”
“I tell you to think black thoughts and you come up with that?!" the lieutenant had screamed. "Is a guinea pig bad? Do you consider a guinea pig the representation of all that is evil?"Maybe... if it's an evil guinea pig.”
“I think guinea pigs are fabulous!!”
“You want to know what I want? I'm sick of being a guinea pig. I'm sick, but I'm never f*cking sick enough for this family.”
“I am a guinea pig in the laboratory of God.”
“You see these guinea pigs? Well... they'er not dangerous.”