“A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'!”

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

“A good friend will bail you out of jail.A best friend will be sitting next to youSaying, 'Damn. We fucked up.”

“Birthdays should come every day. Especially when you missed so many as a kid.”

“I like when you look at me like you can’t figure me out. You’re considering getting to know me, but you’re not sure I’m worth your time.”

“A good memory, I'm sure," Zen returned. "But a memory nonetheless.”

“I'm not looking for love," she tried to explain."If it comes my way, that makes it twice as special.”