“I like when you look at me like you can’t figure me out. You’re considering getting to know me, but you’re not sure I’m worth your time.”

“I never wanted you lost, Em, only to find me.”

“A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'!”

“Birthdays should come every day. Especially when you missed so many as a kid.”

“Life shifts, sometimes shakes like an earthquake.”

“Celibate? He lived and breathed sex. Considered sex the eighth wonder of the world. Suffering blue balls was for teenagers. Not grown men.”

“A good memory, I'm sure," Zen returned. "But a memory nonetheless.”