“I never wanted you lost, Em, only to find me.”

“I like when you look at me like you can’t figure me out. You’re considering getting to know me, but you’re not sure I’m worth your time.”

“A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'!”

“I bought a big-ass house and haven't decorated it yet," Psycho replied defensively. "Patio furniture looks good in my living room. I don'thave a lamp. The red and green Christmas lights work just fine.""The lights blink.""So do I.”

“Birthdays should come every day. Especially when you missed so many as a kid.”

“I believe if something needs to be said, people should say it. Blunt doesn't stab as deep as being cut by a secret.”

“A good memory, I'm sure," Zen returned. "But a memory nonetheless.”