“Boys are unpredictable. This maybe not be news, but I'm starting to think it's one of the best things about them.”

“Observation #8: Boys are icky.Do not even get me started on the state of the bathroom. I'm thinking of calling in a haz-mat team. Seriously.”

“Boys do tell you how they really feel. I think you just have to be in the right place at the right time or maybe be the right person”

“TooDamn-Funky: It's a start, ok. Been thinking bout the boyz. 'member last year my bro did that immersion thing in Venezuela?Kciker5525: Where he learned to speak Spanish???TooDamn-Funky: Yeah! u go for 2 weeks talk nothing but Spanish u come back fluent. Kicker5535: ...????TooDamn-Funky: Well this is like a guy immersion program!Kicker5525: So...what. I'm going 2 b fluent in GUY?TooDamn-Funky: Exactly! u will c what they talk about alone. U will c how they r with each other. U will c how they THINK!! AND WHEN IT'S DONE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO WRITE A GUY GUIDE BOOK!!Kicker5525: U r deranged.”

“Leanne, would you kindly remove your nose from my ass? It's starting to chafe." - Noelle”

“Boys everywhere. All seven of them plus their dad, running and laughing and shoving each other around on the front lawn, engaged in what appeared to be a full-contact, tackle version of ultimate Frizbee. They were playing shirts and skins. Shirts and might-fine-lookin' skins.”

“One more thing," Megan said, stopping Doug in his tracks.His shoulders slumped and he turned around. "What? You want my kidney?""I want in on the next ultimate Frisbee game," Megan said.Doug grinned. "You're playing skins."Megan grinned back. "We'll see about that.”