“Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.”

“I miss Cindy McCain - she seemed so life-like.I'm a moderate lesbian - I only hold a grudge for six generations.Step away from your e-vehicle.Email is a depressant.The patriarchy is so Dada.We've got homomentum!America was built by affirmative action - for white men.If they want gay people to stop having sex, let them get married.I'm on a single prayer health plan: please god, don't let me get sick.Taser them with love.”

“But, reader, there is no comfort in the word "farewell," even if you say it in French. "Farewell" is a word that,in any language, is full of sorrow. It is a word that promises absolutely nothing.”

“He didn't say a word or do an action that did not have a purpose”

“Say it, reader. Say the word 'quest' out loud. It is an extraordinary word, isn't it? So small and yet so full of wonder, so full of hope.”

“Some day we hope to liberate every man on earth from the tendency as old as human history to identify our strength and manhood with the ability to control the lives, limit the chances, and doom the dreams of women and girls.”

“when you stumble, keep faith. And when you're knocked down, get right back up and never listen to anyone who says you can't or shouldn't go on.”