“I'm sorry. My dad is dead too. Now climb, young grasshopper, so your kung fu won't be weak.”
“Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.”
“Your puny worm god weapons are useless against my superior Christmas Kung Fu.”
“I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.”
“Yeah, that's right, Lash. Because I'm Chinese I have a deep-seated need to nosh house pets. Now why don't you let him in before my inner Chinaman forces me to kung-fu your bitch ass.”
“Her kung fu is that powerful.”