“Educational system in America is not as good as in China. You may be an idiot. It is hard to tell with you white people.”

“Just a donation request to support the brave public servants of Los Angeles during this time of budgetary shortfalls.”

“A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied 10 minutes later" Gen. George Patton,”

“So I'll be careful-""There is no careful. You are a bull in the china shop of love.You'll have no way of knowing what you've broken or how precious it may be.Any change you enact is not going to be obvious. There will be no great sign reading IF YOU VEER RIGHT,YOU SHALL BE A PRINCESS, VERSUS IF YOU VEER LEFT,YOU'LL REMAIN A SCULLERY MAID FOREVER.""Come on,Roland,don't you think I have slightly loftier goals than ending up a princess?" Luce said sharply."I could venture a guess that there is a curse you want to put an end to?"Luce blinked at him,feeling stupid."Right,then,best of luck!" Roland laughed brightly.”

“When there's evil standing in your way, you got to get around it however you can, Natalie. You got to look it in the eye, let it know you see it and that it can't creep up on you. What's dangerous is pretending it isn't there at all and letting it get closer and closer while you're looking someplace else, until suddenly evil's walking alongside you like you were two friends out for a stroll on Sunday. So you look it in the face. You tell it with your eyes that you know what it is, that it don't have you fooled. You tell it you know what GOOD looks like.”

“how hard you worked for what you wanted. how cruelly fate betrayed you in the end.”

“I miss Cindy McCain - she seemed so life-like.I'm a moderate lesbian - I only hold a grudge for six generations.Step away from your e-vehicle.Email is a depressant.The patriarchy is so Dada.We've got homomentum!America was built by affirmative action - for white men.If they want gay people to stop having sex, let them get married.I'm on a single prayer health plan: please god, don't let me get sick.Taser them with love.”